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Things We Voluntarily Stuck Up Our Asses
And a Few That Are Being Shoved For Us
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Harvey's Gangrenous Ball Sac
It couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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Penises Break Easily
The First Amendment Not So Much
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Pucker Up
No, Not Those Lips
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Do You Have Eggs or Sperm In There?
Trump's Absurd Definition of Biological Sex
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Heavy Breeding
White House Courts Pronatalists
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Male Masturbators Hacked My News Alerts
The Toys Not the People
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I Have Penises
And Nowhere to Put It
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Make (Good) Handjobs Illegal
Some State Lawmakers Have a Sense of Humor
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Out With A Whimper
And a Little Bit of Banging
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Ready, Set, Come
The Age of Junk Science is Upon Us
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Not Ready for Wednesdays
But This One is Wicked
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