Thiel-backed dating site can't find the dames
I don't have a suggestion for a general audience, but for the BDSM crowd it could be marketed as Heavy Whipping Cream.
This is hilarious! How about, The Milky Way?
Moo'd
Also:
Heff-Her
Heff 'Em
Bessie's Best
Hole-y Cow
World's worst taglines:
This mucus is nothing to sneeze at!
Heifer? You brought her!
Go bovine before you get supine.
I don't have a suggestion for a general audience, but for the BDSM crowd it could be marketed as Heavy Whipping Cream.
This is hilarious! How about, The Milky Way?
Moo'd
Also:
Heff-Her
Heff 'Em
Bessie's Best
Hole-y Cow
World's worst taglines:
This mucus is nothing to sneeze at!
Heifer? You brought her!
Go bovine before you get supine.