What's Your Capitalization Vector?

[JTE]

I don't have a suggestion for a general audience, but for the BDSM crowd it could be marketed as Heavy Whipping Cream.

[Michael Rothman]

This is hilarious! How about, The Milky Way?

[Sal]

Moo'd

[Sal]

Also:

Heff-Her

Heff 'Em

Bessie's Best

Hole-y Cow

World's worst taglines:

This mucus is nothing to sneeze at!

Heifer? You brought her!

Go bovine before you get supine.