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JTE's avatar

I don't have a suggestion for a general audience, but for the BDSM crowd it could be marketed as Heavy Whipping Cream.

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Michael Rothman's avatar

This is hilarious! How about, The Milky Way?

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Sal's avatar

Moo'd

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Sal's avatar

Also:

Heff-Her

Heff 'Em

Bessie's Best

Hole-y Cow

World's worst taglines:

This mucus is nothing to sneeze at!

Heifer? You brought her!

Go bovine before you get supine.

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