I don’t care at all what your very commendable source-searching revealed, I know for certain that parking spot stealing, fast car driving and gun-owning are all unimpeachable indications of small dick size. After all, at 76, I am older and wiser than you, and will not entertain any objections. (BTW - my newest favorite name for a certain person, just coincidentally to this column, is Donny DickFace. Your thoughts??)
I don’t care at all what your very commendable source-searching revealed, I know for certain that parking spot stealing, fast car driving and gun-owning are all unimpeachable indications of small dick size. After all, at 76, I am older and wiser than you, and will not entertain any objections. (BTW - my newest favorite name for a certain person, just coincidentally to this column, is Donny DickFace. Your thoughts??)